Mildred Faintly

I was born to my parents in 19— in a small town in West Virginia where the prestige job was working in the prison. I acquired an MA in creative writing from New Jersey’s Oldbridge University. You may not contact my previous employers. I smell nice. Under favorable conditions, I can shoplift items weighing up to 50 lbs. I certify that the above is true to the best of your knowledge.