Whimsy-Core

All I Could Muster Outside of the everything,skeletons and puddles. The Bones and the Bare Most statues look likethey ought to be writhing. Thickness Speech goeswhere meaning ought to. Doors…

The Library Carts and The Troubles She did it for the carts. Books were nice, as was the quiet and her self-inking date-stamp, but the two blonde oak library carts…

The Wetness Notwithstanding “Urination,” he told the class, “may be a sign or a symptom, but it is almost never a cause. ” And as usual he felt compelled to…

Fables as Told to Themselves

            Brooklyn and Yellow Boy were sitting under the great oak drinking beer. Relaxing. Watching the last of the laborers fuss in the sod fields. “This establishment used to be…

Marcus Greenback, CEO of the titanic new pharmaceutical conglomerate, Phizerckaxobbottartis, Inc. thinks he has found a “cure” for the flagging the anti-depressant market:  targeting the despondent dead. News that he…

The body lay on the floor. The door had been locked. No one could have gone in or out. There were witnesses in the adjoining rooms, but they’d heard nothing.…