Ziggurat Prison Ministry

Little Red Zombie

Little Red Zombie, who made thee?
Who framed thy dreadful symmetry?
Little Red Zombie, burning bright,
Drinking Liquid Wrench all night.
Little Red Zombie, cold and blue,
You’re not happy, boo hoo hoo.
Little Red Zombie, down the track,
Miracle train will not come back.
Little Red Zombie, Thou art sick,
Yellow goo is awf’ly thick.
Little Red Zombie, Who made thee?
Who framed thy dreadful symmetry?

Vasectomy Rap

Hey everybody now look at me ,
My name is Thommy M, I had a vasectomy.
They cut me open and they tied that thing
And now I can’t have any off-spring.
A little snip and they tied it tight,
I’m telling you brothers I feel all right.
I give it to you straight
No ifs ands or buts,
If you want to be a man
You got to get yourself cut.
You may say Thommy that’s a big disgrace;
I say I won’t be happy
Til there’s no human race.
All right.

What is This Thing?

What is this
hand
small thing
smell
finger
scar
fingertip touching me
invisible hand
fluid
smell
tiny thing
scar
invisible hand touching me.

Olds-Mo-Turd is for Lovers

Everybody jump, everybody romp,
She gonna do the Wiener Stomp.
I drive up to her door and then I sing,
Can my Baybay come out and do her thing?
Old Joe say No, so I cut off his head
With a shovel on the double,
That’s what I said.
Let’s ride.


Olds-Mo-Turd is for lovers,
Olds-Mo-Turd is new,
Olds-Mo-Turd is for Lovers,
For you and you and you and you.

What’s the word?
Olds-Mo-Turd

It’s Cherry Jelly Baybay and her hair’s on fire,
With her special apparatus she’s my one desire.
She’s full of gas and Krazy Glue,
There’s a name on her frame and it’s You Know Who.
First comes me, then Olds-Mo-Turd,
I guess my Baybay comes in third.
Let’s ride.


Olds-Mo-Turd is for lovers,
Olds-Mo-Turd is new,
Olds-Mo-Turd is for Lovers.
For you and you and you and you.
What’s the word?
Olds-Mo-Turd.

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