Natural Philosophy comes next, with young Master Krill…
…followed by Poise and Posture…
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..with the Turgid Sisters wrapping up the morning with Elocution lessons.
After all that learnin you’re going to be famished. Luckily that’s when Lunch Lady Laura makes her rounds, just in time. (Don’t be greedy, just a few nibbles; that roadkill’s got to feed your whole class.)
Recess, best part of the day! Though as a rule you’ll want to avoid Charlie Big Spud and his Collection Boys out on the playground. To be honest, this being your first day and all, it’s kind of unavoidable; the fellas do like to put newbs through their paces. Bit of hazing never hurt nobody though, and it’s all in fun.
After your chat with the Charlie and his boys you might well require a trip to the Nurse’s office. There Sister Bernadette will take care of any and all boo-boos. Whether it’s a broken pinkie or hypertrichosis, alien hand syndrome or a spleen transplant, she’s your gal.
Hopefully you won’t need to stay in the Nurse’s office too long or else you’ll miss Free Play.
Phew! Fun day, though, right? One last surprise: your very own homework sledge!
After you drag it home best dive in right away. When you get to school tomorrow Vice Principal Charlotte and Subordinate Junebug will check your work first thing. Make them proud or else it’s the bone box.