In the midst of an unbridled sexual encounter, I lose my head. It falls off and scoots across the bedroom floor, yipping in flagrant disregard for the situation. My partner…
Outside Over There
My Attic
In Baby Geniuses, scientists devise a graph showing genius plummet in the first year of a baby’s life. To ensure I hadn’t drawn up the graph myself, I’d re-watched the…
The Gift of the Gum
(Excerpts from the Personal Diary of Janna Peruda, Independent Computer Consultant and Single Woman) Monday, March 24 As I sat in the lavatory at the Devane Co. plant having a…
2,976 Vienna Sausages
My friend Plopman had inherited his optimistic, visionary spirit from his father, who had been able to see little iridescent and transparent winged things crawling up his legs . .…