The Dire Rhymes of Th. Metzger
Silent Night
Silent night, holy night
Outer Space Monkeys eating
Christmas dinner at Woolworths
Round the table they got the little black bees a-buzzin’
Round the table they got
The three-legged, two-eared, one-eyed cousin
Sleep in heavenly peace, please
Pass the heavenly peas.
Rock of Ages
(by: Augustus Montague Toplady)
Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
let me hide myself in thee
Let the waters and the blood,
from thy wounded side which flowed
Be of sin the double cure,
save from wrath and make me pure
Should my tears forever flow
Should my zeal no languor know
This for sin could not atone
Thou must save and thou alone
In my hand no price I bring
Simply to thy cross I cling
While I draw this fleeting breath
When my eyelids close in death
When I rise to worlds unknown
And behold thee on thy throne
Rock of Ages, cleft for me
Let me hid myself in thee.
Outer Space Monkeys
Outer Space Monkeys gonna land tonight
They’re going down to Woolworths to get a bite to eat
One’s got an Eldorado, one’s got a Cadillac
One’s got a Continental with the windows painted black
Oh, those Outer Space Monkey
What’s that sound, what’s that smell
What’s that thing that came from hell?
Everybody get down on your knees
Those funky funky funky funky Outer Space Monkeys
Outer Space Monkeys are gonna attack
They’re going down to Woolworths
To get a snack
One’s got a little hat that’s made out of felt
One’s going to the counter to get a patty melt
What’s that smell, what’s that sound?
What’s that thing that’s going around?
Everybody get down on your knees
Those funky funky funky funky Outer Space Monkeys