Because even hookers and inmates want to get pinned 
Would you boys please quit conjuring soap and get back to work ? 
Becky hoped to get into Julliard playing her tuned horseshoe crabs. 
Once again, the hi-fi sneaks up on poor Mrs. Fitzenstarts. 
Trish levitates the world’s largest pinky ring. 
Bitch had it coming. 
That’s it. You are the last panda photographer I am sitting for today. 
Tracy digs around for her brain. 
Just don’t ask me where I got the meat, okay? 
The Urchin Mary. 
Touring the Alps in a maraschino cherry. 
More to the point, are you woman enough to wear a napkin on your head in public?