“Behind me are my children. Soon we will rule you all.” 
“I love it when Dad picks up vagrants! I’ll pick his pockets and you snatch his hat.” 
“I’ll do anything you say! Just get that green velour thing away from me!” 
“Throw it here! Throw it here! I’m wide open!” 
A lackluster celebration of this year’s meager baby crop. 
Devious maids plotting to pull the plug on James Brown. 
This month in R’Lyeh Vogue. 
How to set a trap for Salvatore Dali. 
The rarely seen illegitimate offspring of Big Bird. 
It is a little known fact that Harry Potter used to be four separate women. 
Madame Periwinkle. Before they put her in the coin-operated box. 
Liz receives instructions from the mother ship.