Lou Reed during his brief incarnation as Henry V. 
And nobody laughed at my giant, fluffy mutton chops. 
Ewwww! There are, like, frogs and things in there! 
I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your head smells delightful! 
Tiny version of myself, I salute me! 
Woman slowly absorbing kittens into her sweater. 
At 6:00 a.m., rocks are smarter than I am. 
Fraulein Kanonenkugel waits for a good head wind. 
Unusually loud pajamas cause Ted to have bizarre hallucinations. 
My insect companion and I will destroy you and all who stand in our way. 
Do you have a kiss for Mummy? 
Good luck digesting my husband!