Alice found herself finishing up the dishes when the acid kicked in. 
Eliminates annoying children, one at a time. 
The captivating sounds of psychotic licking. 
Nothing says “I love you” like a fistful of very small alligators. 
The sequel that Proust didn’t want you to know about. 
Can someone please direct me to the exchange department? 
She’s got your number. 
As can its demoralizing effect on young men. 
“Mother? Is that you?” 
Katie wonders why her shoulder angel hasn’t any wings. 
Ronald’s sandals make a quick escape. 
Queen Elizabeth has just told her children an extremely filthy joke.