“Are you people ready for another round of Hide the Teacup?” 
“I’m afraid to look. Am I in the water yet?” 
Adoration of the bug zapper. 
Revenge of the Spider Woman 
Sometimes a girl just has to lick the windows. 
Tiny Mountie is shocked by women smoking in public. 
Toyota swarming behavior. See if you can spot the queen. 
We are the ghosts of radios past. 
Where used nightmares are stored. 
“Yeah, my boys interview cars. Wanna make something of it?” 
Sure, but which pillow did the driving? 
“Yes, yes, you’re terrifying. I’m terrified. Now will you please let me finish my hair?”