“Double my allowance or I’ll release the havoc of Mr. Whiskers!” 
“I must keep their heads enclosed to stop them from drinking all of my delicious malt liquor.” 
“Now flap your arms really fast and head for the window!” 
“We are the fairies who rummage through your jewelry box at night!” 
Enormous elephant lives to be 300 years old on a diet of nothing but ballerinas. 
Hire naked elves to do your cooking. 
I’m wearing a box of tissues. What are you wearing 
Molly explores a model of her own sinus cavities 
“My hat is very, very happy to meet you!” 
“Now, listen very carefully Put the book down and go get me a beer.” 
Olympic scrubbing team of 1896. 
Tiny woman trapped in coffee pot makes own prom gown.