“I’m a giant X!” 
—make the best process servers 
Everyone waits while Stan tries to remember where he parked the car. 
“You told me there’d be dolphins, you bastard!” 
The kind that can’t get sand out of his shorts. 
Vacationing family foolishly taunts psychopathic gardener. 
There was nothing Babette loved better than carnations smothered in tomato ketchup. 
What Too much 
“I’m a giant Y!” 
Then the lacquer hardened and it was all over 
Twiggy fights off the ghostly hand of death. 
Even boiled cigars!